do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
My mothers puppy just scratched my face extremely close to my right eye and now I’m bleeding. My dad is being incredibly annoying and keeps barging in and out of my room every few minutes. I spilled my coffee this morning and broke my favorite mug in the process.
It’s not even 1pm and today hasn’t started off the way I wanted it to.